Cumbrian Insults - Tea towel

Colourful retorts from the northwest frontier. 


As the vernacular disappears from the English language, our new tea-towel is a celebration of some of Cumbria's finest historic insults.


Elegant artwork by Kendal-based Evelyn Sinclair illustrates 24 choice Cumberland and Westmorland putdowns, from 'Duddy Fuddiel' (ragged fellow) to 'Swag Belly't' (corpulent around the stomach); 'Stinjy Aal Carl' (bad-tempered old man) to 'Windy Bags' (an incessant talker).


Screen-printed in Britain on 100% premium cotton.


  • 100% premium cotton

  • Made in Britain by Stuart Morris

  • Illustrated in Kendal

  • Hemmed edges and care label.

Cumbrian Insults - Tea Towel